60 Ridiculous Fart Quotes to Make You LOL!

Funny Fart Quotes

Let's be real, who doesn't love a good fart joke? From the silly to the downright gross, these 50 funny fart quotes will have you laughing and snorting like never before. Whether you're a fan of classic slapstick humor or more, ahem, "refined" forms of comedy, there's something here for everyone. So go ahead, unleash your inner flatulence and get ready to blow your mind (and your pants) with these hilarious fart quotes!

When You're Peeing In A Public Bathroom And You Hear Someone's Fart Echo Through The Toilet.

The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.

 

 If People Are Talking Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.

If you Fart Loudly in public,just yell, "Jet Power!" and start walking faster.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

This is what happens when you hold your farts in.

I Don't Always Fart In The Car But When I Do I Make Sure To Immediately Lock The Windows.

I don't need a car horn, my farts announce my arrival.

TRY SAYING "DO I SMELL POPCORN" AFTER YOU FART, SO EVERYBODY TAKES A DEEP BREATH.

Opinions are like farts. Just because you have one inside you, doesn't mean you need to let it out.

 

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where sh*tty ideas come from.

Nothing Is Scarier Than Attempting The First Fart After Having Diarrhea.

 

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.

The average person farts 15 times per day.. Finally, I am above average at something!

Love Is Like Fart: If You Have To Force It, It's Probably Crap.

I fart because it's the only gas I can afford.

 

Farting: the universal language that needs no translation.

 

My farts may be silent, but they are definitely deadly.

 

I farted in an elevator once. It was wrong on so many levels.

 

I'm a master of the fart martial arts.

Farting is my superpower. I may not save the world, but I can definitely clear a room.

 

I apologize for my gas. It's just my body's way of saying it's full of hot air.

I don't need a fan, my farts provide the breeze.

Farting is like a surprise party your butt throws for you.

The secret to a long-lasting relationship? Mutual acceptance of each other's farts.

Farting is my way of marking my territory.

If you can't laugh at a good fart, you're taking life too seriously.

 

Farts are like opinions, everybody has them, but mine are always the funniest.

 

I don't need a gym membership, my farts provide all the cardio I need.

 

Farting is a reminder that even the most embarrassing moments can bring joy.

 

I farted and it was so powerful, I think I just solved the energy crisis.

 

I break the silence with my epic farts.

 

My farts are like a fine wine; they get better with age.

 

I farted so loud, my neighbors gave me a round of applause.

 

Farting is my way of adding sound effects to life.

I farted and it was so impressive, I think I just set a world record.

 

Farting is my secret talent, but not one I can put on my resume.

I don't always fart, but when I do, I blame it on the dog.

I don't mind farting in public. It's my way of sharing my inner beauty.

 

Farting is the only socially acceptable way to say, 'I need my space!

 

Fart Sayings

I Fart Because It's The Only Gas I Can Afford.

Farting is my way of marking my territory.

Farts are like love letters from the inside.

 

Farting is a natural talent. Some people have perfect pitch, I have perfect gas.

 

I farted and it was so powerful, I think I just created a sonic boom.

 

My farts are like little bursts of joy escaping from my behind.

 

Farting is my superpower. I can clear a room faster than a tornado.

 

Farting is my secret weapon for social distancing.

Fart Captions

Letting it rip with no regrets.

Life is short. Laugh, love, and let out some farts.

When life gives you gas, make it funny.

Silent but deadly, just like my humor.

Farting with confidence and style.

Breaking the sound barrier, one fart at a time.

When life gets gassy, laugh it off.

A little gas never hurt anyone... except my friends.

Farting my way through life's awkward moments.

My farts are like my signature, unique and unforgettable.

When in doubt, let it out... a fart, that is.

Farting: the secret ingredient to a good belly laugh.

Finding the humor in life's little gas leaks.

Creating smiles with the help of my cheeky emissions.