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I hate it when someone tells me to do something i was just about to do.
I wonder when my Salary is getting as handsome as me ..
The biggest risk you will ever take is not taking one at all.
Want a life like facebook, where there is no scope of disliking things.
The first 18 years of your life are like a Free Trial and after that it’s Pay To Play.
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
I hate it when someone tells me to do something i was just about to do.
Please don`t underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.
Awkwardly standing there as your friend talks to someone you dont know.
My life is literally just me eating, sleeping and avoiding eye contact with people ive only met once
I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes.
I don`t care if the movie wasn`t true, it still scared the crap out of me!
People think I`m in a bad mood just because I`m being quiet.
We are afraid of seeing something behind us in the mirror because it’s the only time we can see behind us..
Humans are the only species that pay to live on the planet.
it`s okay if you don`t like me, not everyone has good taste.
why do parents get mad when you sleep all day. like, i`m staying out of trouble and im not spending your money. like, what is the issue here.
I hate getting flashbacks from things I don`t want to remember.
people need to stop judging other people and just look in the mirror.
I wish getting out of bed was as easy as getting into bed.
Old people drive like they have all the time in the world, while young people drive like they are running out of time.
sometimes I give inspirational speeches. To myself. In the mirror.
when u dont get a text back but u see them posting on social media.
My life isn`t perfect, but I`m very thankful for everything I have.
Sometimes,all you need to do is look at things from a different perspective.
When you`re about to say something but then you decide it`s not worth the effort.
I would like to be financially, emotionally, and physically stabled before I bring any kids in this world.
When you`re trying to have a positive attitude but life keeps testing you.
I wonder how many people out there would be the best in the world at something they’ve never thought of trying.
The world would be a very different place if everyone could feel the emotions they inflict on others.
If time travel was ever a possibility, wouldn’t someone from the future have come back to tell us we could time travel?
People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of people
If I was an author, I`d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
I dont even have a sleeping pattern anymore. I just wake up & go to sleep at random times.
I’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones..
Dear past, stop tapping me on the shoulder. I don`t want to look back.
RIP my best friend
Well technically he`s still alive, but he got a girlfriend that doesn`t like me, so I`ll never see him again.
Imagine waking up... as a baby, and your whole life was just a dream.
I don`t care how attractive you are, if your personality is ugly, you`re ugly,
That Moment Of Panic... when your in the car and can`t find your phone.
When I have money, there is nothing to buy, but when I don`t have money there is everything :)
We are all time travelers, we just have no control over the speed or direction in which we travel.
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